Laugh out loud funny

This is a good one, so everyone says. It apparently is blog worthy.
Today we went to Wal-mart (things that happen at Wal-mart should stay at Wal-mart) to pick up 2 things. Cloth to make a tooth fairly pillow and soccer balls for Aidan's team. Joshua learned to tie his shoes today, so I gave him $2.oo that I found in my pocket. So right off the bat he had to pick something with his money. He picked silly string, a couple seconds later he had the lid off. I, along with the rest of you, thought that could not be good, a kid with silly string in Wal-mart. So I made him put it in the cart until we checked out. Well, we ran into friends from Tulia and then Joshua and Maude's teacher for this fall so we ended up in there for an hour or so. I checked out and then Joshua, we made it home with no silly string all over the place. That is were you thought this story was going, wasn't it? Nope not at all. When we got home I noticed I had a sticker on my rear end. This is a natural occurrence when you run around with 4 and 3 year old. So I didn't think much of it, until I peeled it off and it read "Shake well before each use!" Yes, yes I had walked around Wal-mart for over an hour with a sticker on my rear end reading "Shake well before each use." So the next time your 4 year old gives you a love pat check to make sure he didn't add anything with that love pat. He had gotten the sticker from his silly string and just decided to leave it on me for safe keeping I guess.