You have to be KIDDING ME!!!

My day hopefully not normal day...
Took 4 five year olds to preschool in Happy.
Did Meals on Wheels.
Had lunch with my mom
Picked up kids from Happy.
Picked up my kids dropped off preschoolers.
Got home had call on the house they wanted to see it in 30 minutes.
Put kids in shower
Dressed them for Music program
Sent them with my mom.
Showed house.
While showing house fixed the Baird girl's hair (mom out of town)
Took kids to Music Program
After Program talking with other parents then...
Aidan apparently fell while running (you know the thing we tell our kids not to do in building ref. church Joshua story tooth)
ER 5 stitches later
Home
Sonic vanilla shake and burgers
Home

Mother's Day

Any guess what Cody and the kids gave me for Mother's Day?

Have a great Friday!

There are a few people we take stuff (cakeballs, cookies, door knob thingies and flowers) to every holiday. We have accumulated some different people over the past couple of years. Some are from church, some are from my meals on wheels route and some are from Cody telling us might need something. With all that said here is the story.
We gave flowers today for Mother's day. The kids usually do really well but it was a little hot outside today so they were a little cranky. They were going to do it all by themselves (they say I talk to much). So I was willing to let them go in by themselves. We had been to 3 homes and we were on our 4th, Maude didn't want to go in. So we were sitting in the car while the boys went in. They never returned. So I hopped out with Maude. When I stepped in there sat the boys on the floor holding the flowers watching t.v. and Mrs. So&so wasn't there. I asked the boys what they were doing. Without taking there eyes off Jeopardy they replied "She is in the bathtub, we were just waiting." So of course I asked how they knew that... Joshua replied "I went in there and saw her cloths" So I yelled from the door and sure enough she was in the tub, told her we would return not to rush and get out.
Also on a side note Joshua went and got candy out of her fridge before we left. He said "I know she would want us to have some."

And you thought I was exaggerating....

Remember the crush story just a few days ago. Well, today this is how my son came home. 6 band-aids, count them 2 on each knee and 2 on the hip.

Conspiracy Theory

A conspiracy theory is a term that has come to refer to any tentative theory which explains a historical or current event as the result of a secret plot by usually powerful Machiavellian conspirators.

I think this may be our children. I think they are meeting in secret to plot against a good night sleep. EVERY night someone has come to get in bed with us in the middle of the night. Last night it was Aidan, he hasn't been in our bed in a couple of years. I think when they are brushing their teeth they decide on who they are sendind in. There was some confusion the other night because two came in. I am breaking up the club tonight!

random dinner conversation

Me: Who put cat food in the freezer?
Kids all together: I didn't do it!
Joshua: I think Aidan did it he is the tallest.
Kids: We put hail in there. And maybe some other stuff...
Me: Please stop shoveling your food in your mouth, you are not a dinosaur.
Someone places two frozen gummy on the table.(I am thinking to self maybe I should clean out freezer.)
Kids: How many bites do we have to take of theeeseee green beans?(note to self they don't like the waxy ones)

Seriously!!!!!

In a matter of minutes we went from this to this...

They (all 3 of them) were going to wrestle in their Underroos. I bought Maude batman PJ's because they didn't have girl superhero underroos. She was extremely HAPPY!

We thought maybe broken but being the typical Dr. Daddy he said we would wait to x-ray till Monday. Why waste money for an ER visit? Well, glad we didn't, he was to the monkey bars today. I think he is OK.